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August 21, 2008 – 3:04 pm

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Bush Sends Georgia Rice Today & Beans Tomorrow

August 14, 2008 – 4:51 pm



President Bush sent massive loads of Rice to Georgia today. Beans will be sent tomorrow. In a related story Condaleezza Rice accidentally shows up at the airport to go with the food.

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China’s Got Lip Sinking Talent!

August 12, 2008 – 11:00 am


China has confirmed that the opening ceremony song by a young girl was lip sinked. This was because the kid with the talent wasn’t as cute. A spokesperson explained it was a promotion to launch a new TV series in China called ” China’s Got Lip Sinking Talent!”

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McCain Is Pissed About The Dark Knight

August 12, 2008 – 10:45 am


When McCain found out that “The Dark Knight” had generated over $440 million dollars he asked Congress to investigate campaign finances. Then someone pulled him aside and explained that “The Dark Knight” was a film and not a code name for Barack Obama.

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Russia Expands Georgia Invasion: Florida Is Next

August 12, 2008 – 8:58 am


Russia is expanding their surge to take over Georgia.  They have decided they may want parts of Florida.

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Roger Wilko

May 27, 2008 – 11:21 pm

Why do people attack? Well, it is usually because they have an idea in their head that they are right and everyone else is wrong.

For them it is black and white.

Cut and dry.

However, life is filled with grey. Nobody is ever fully right, or fully wrong. There is always an answer in the middle.

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PGA Sues Bush

May 15, 2008 – 6:50 pm


The PGA has filed a lawsuit against President Bush for “defamation of character” to the name of golf. They are also asking he replace his divots.

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50 Cent Changes Name

May 11, 2008 – 10:52 pm


Due to an increase in the cost of living rapper 50 cent has changed his name to 58 cents

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Hillary Clinton Gets Exit Strategy

May 11, 2008 – 1:28 pm


Senator Hillary Clinton has devised a creative exit strategy to step aside and allow Senator Barack Obama to be the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominee. Later in the week she will announce at a press conference Barack will ask, “What she will do next?

Hillary will then reply, “I’m going to Disneyland.”

By rogerwilko | Posted in 2008 presidential race, barack obama, clinton, comedy, democratic nominee, exit strategy, humor, parody | Leave a Comment

Republican Strategy – Repeal The 13th, 14th & 15 Amendments

May 11, 2008 – 1:25 pm


Now that Senator Barack Obama is the clear candidate for the Democratic Party the Republican’s are moving quickly with a new strategy to repeal the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments To The Constitution before the November election.

More on this story as it develops.

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