Matt Damon…Sexiest Man Alive?

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Thank God the pressure is off me for another year, but I found out a little bit more to this story.

Matt Damon is the sexiest man alive according to a recent issue of People Magazine. I know it is confusing, but the truth has just been revealed. The Editor’s actually thought Matt was really a CIA walking killing machine. They were proactive and chose to pick him rather than to be in the sight of his high powered sniper rifle.

Inside sources have confirmed that these were the men rounding out the top five. Coming in at number five was Gary Coleman (Different Strokes), four went to Vincent Pastore (Soprano’s), Colin Mochrie (Whose Line Is It Anyway?) came in at three and number two was Larry The Cable Guy.