Monthly Archives: August 2008

Breaking News…

August 21, 2008 – 3:04 pm

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Bush Sends Georgia Rice Today & Beans Tomorrow

August 14, 2008 – 4:51 pm

President Bush sent massive loads of Rice to Georgia today. Beans will be sent tomorrow. In a related story Condaleezza Rice accidentally shows up at the airport to go with the food.

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China’s Got Lip Sinking Talent!

August 12, 2008 – 11:00 am

China has confirmed that the opening ceremony song by a young girl was lip sinked. This was because the kid with the talent wasn’t as cute. A spokesperson explained it was a promotion to launch a new TV series in China called ” China’s Got Lip Sinking Talent!”

By rogerwilko | Posted in china, comedy, cute kids, humor, lip sinking, not so cute kids, olympics | Leave a Comment

McCain Is Pissed About The Dark Knight

August 12, 2008 – 10:45 am

When McCain found out that “The Dark Knight” had generated over $440 million dollars he asked Congress to investigate campaign finances. Then someone pulled him aside and explained that “The Dark Knight” was a film and not a code name for Barack Obama.

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Russia Expands Georgia Invasion: Florida Is Next

August 12, 2008 – 8:58 am

Russia is expanding their surge to take over Georgia.  They have decided they may want parts of Florida.

By rogerwilko | Posted in comedy, florida, georgia, humor, invasion, russia | Leave a Comment
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