Category Archives: Breaking News (Parody)

Major League Baseball Players Release List of Altoid Users

by Roger Wilko In an effort to get some positive public relations MLB (Major League Baseball) will announce the names of player who use Altoids. “It’s important to let the world know that many of our players not only test clean for drugs, but also have clean breath,” confiremd a spokesperson for the organization. More [...]

Britney Spears Sex Toy Speaks! WORLD EXCLUSIVE

Roger Wilko Here is a clip from my interview with Britney Spears sex toy Purple V. Brator.

New Reality TV Show – Casting

by Roger Wilko Breaking News… Another new reality show has been announced. “Project Runaway” will feature people that want to run away from their families. For casting information email rogerwilko@gmail.com

Vice President Dick Cheney Suspect In Rodney King Shooting

By Roger Wilko BREAKING NEWS Vice President Dick Cheney is the lead suspect in the Rodney King shooting. More on this story as it develops.

Britney Spears Changes Name – Breaking News

by Roger Wilko Britney Spears has changed her name to Britney Smearme.  More on this story as it develops.

Breaking News – Hulk Hogan And Danny Bonaduce

Breaking News – TMZ Suspect In Malibu Fires

by Roger Wilko Breaking News  TMZ is a major suspect in the recent Malibu fires.  It is suspected they were having a slow news day and started the fire. More on this story as it develops.

Calorie Recall – Breaking News

by Roger Wilko All calories eaten on Thanksgiving have been re-called. Please return them to the restaurant, or home where they were originally consumed. Those people will be responsible for putting you back to your weight that you had on Wednesday. More on this story as it develops.

Breaking News – Turkey Escapes

Breaking News – Turkey escapes a holiday dinner in San Francisco, CA. During a dinner at an undisclosed location a Vegan was explaining her eating habits to her family. The family started asking questions. This gave the Turkey enough time to make an exit. More on this story as it develops. Roger Wilko

Breaking News – New Reality TV Shows Announced!

New Reality Shows In DevelopmentAmerica’s Next Top CPA – In this show people try their best to bring profits and tax benefits to Corporate America. Show debuts April 15th.Celebrity Holiday Break Up – In this show we see people that used to be celebrities have break ups with their current spouses. Taping during Christmas and [...]

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