Category Archives: Celebrity News (parody)

Britney Spears Sex Toy Speaks! WORLD EXCLUSIVE

Roger Wilko Here is a clip from my interview with Britney Spears sex toy Purple V. Brator.

Britney Spears Changes Name – Breaking News

by Roger Wilko Britney Spears has changed her name to Britney Smearme.  More on this story as it develops.

Breaking News – TMZ Suspect In Malibu Fires

by Roger Wilko Breaking News  TMZ is a major suspect in the recent Malibu fires.  It is suspected they were having a slow news day and started the fire. More on this story as it develops.

Matt Damon Sexiest Man Alive

Matt Damon…Sexiest Man Alive? rogerwilko@gmail.com       Thank God the pressure is off me for another year, but I found out a little bit more to this story.   Matt Damon is the sexiest man alive according to a recent issue of  People Magazine.  I know it is confusing, but the truth has just been revealed.  [...]

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