Thoughts...by Roger Wilko

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rogerwilko — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:04:52 +0000

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Bush Sends Georgia Rice Today & Beans Tomorrow

rogerwilko — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:51:00 +0000

President Bush sent massive loads of Rice to Georgia today. Beans will be sent tomorrow. In a related story Condaleezza Rice accidentally shows up at the airport to go with the food.

China’s Got Lip Sinking Talent!

rogerwilko — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:00:00 +0000

China has confirmed that the opening ceremony song by a young girl was lip sinked. This was because the kid with the talent wasn’t as cute. A spokesperson explained it was a promotion to launch a new TV series in China called ” China’s Got Lip Sinking Talent!”

McCain Is Pissed About The Dark Knight

rogerwilko — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:45:00 +0000

When McCain found out that “The Dark Knight” had generated over $440 million dollars he asked Congress to investigate campaign finances. Then someone pulled him aside and explained that “The Dark Knight” was a film and not a code name for Barack Obama.

Russia Expands Georgia Invasion: Florida Is Next

rogerwilko — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:58:00 +0000

Russia is expanding their surge to take over Georgia. They have decided they may want parts of Florida.

Roger Wilko

rogerwilko — Wed, 28 May 2008 07:21:28 +0000

Why do people attack? Well, it is usually because they have an idea in their head that they are right and everyone else is wrong.

For them it is black and white.

Cut and dry.

However, life is filled with grey. Nobody is ever fully right, or fully wrong. There is always an answer in the middle.

PGA Sues Bush

rogerwilko — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:50:00 +0000

The PGA has filed a lawsuit against President Bush for “defamation of character” to the name of golf. They are also asking he replace his divots.

50 Cent Changes Name

rogerwilko — Mon, 12 May 2008 06:52:00 +0000

Due to an increase in the cost of living rapper 50 cent has changed his name to 58 cents

Hillary Clinton Gets Exit Strategy

rogerwilko — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:28:00 +0000

Senator Hillary Clinton has devised a creative exit strategy to step aside and allow Senator Barack Obama to be the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominee. Later in the week she will announce at a press conference Barack will ask, “What she will do next?

Hillary will then reply, “I’m going to Disneyland.”

Republican Strategy – Repeal The 13th, 14th & 15 Amendments

rogerwilko — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:25:00 +0000

Now that Senator Barack Obama is the clear candidate for the Democratic Party the Republican’s are moving quickly with a new strategy to repeal the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments To The Constitution before the November election.