Obama Will Pardon Snipes



Presidential candidate Barack Obama has announced that he will pardon Wesley Snipes.

In an interview Senator Obama said, “It’s unfair the way we treat hero’s. I mean this guy was Passenger 57. We can’t put people that fight terrorism in jail for tax issues.”

Online Stalkers

Has anyone else ever had to deal with online stalkers?  I’m curious to hear your stories.  I was amazed to see how they don’t listen to anything other than their ideas.

Suicide Bomber Union Begins Talk


The Suicide Bomber Union (SBU) contract is up October 1st. The union negotiators are planning to get better health care, nicer pensions and to trade the 75 virgins in for 2 experienced Vegas hookers.

Pope Speaks Out


The Pope admits that the church sex scandal was a shame, but admits book sales are still very strong.

Roger Wilko In Hollywood

Hollywood is a fun town.  It is filled with dreams and nightmares.  The journey is always fun and the bumps in the road are what we will remember.  We will remember that these are the things that didn’t stop us, but moved us forward.

There are people that will get you.

There are people that will not get you.

Stay with the ones that get you and make sure that you are at that team!

Roger Wilkerson – Dealing With An Extortionist

I have been having fun learning how to deal with an extortionist. If you have any experience in this area I would love to your hear your storry.

Roger Wilko – Having A Blast

I am so grateful the writer strike is over and hopeful that there won’t be an actor strike.  There are certainly a hell of a lot more jobs going on in the pipeline these days.  I’d love to know what you are working on so if you are reading this drop a note.

Been A While..

I am really sorry that it has been so long since I blogged on this page.  I promise to make it up to you with some fun stuff.

Wikipedia Offers VP Dick Cheney $4.5 Million Dollars

Wikipedia has offered Vice President Dick Cheney $4.5 million dollars to be the spokesperson for the phrase “white lie.” Included in the deal his picture will become the visual definition for the phrase.

Snoopy Enters Re-hab


Snoopy hits bottom and enters re-hab. The child dog star hasn’t worked in many years. The last time he was up for a role was for “Family Guy.” He lost the role to Brian and has been having a drinking problem for many years. “It got so bad he was drinking water from the toilet whether it was flushed, or not.” He asked that his fans help him through this ruff ruff time.

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